Rocco and Jimmy are the lowest ranking members of the Italian mafia, and their eccentric boss always gives them the worst jobs; anything from picking up his dry-cleaning, to carrying out a hit on a rival boss's dog. "Unwise Guys" chronicles the ridiculous and often hilarious escapades of two gangsters with unique (and sometimes warped) perspectives on the world, their work, and life in general. This collection contains 15 stories, along with a sample chapter from J. C. Bass's upcoming book "The Poet and the Bastard."