Candy Hart is a gorgeous Porn Princess; plus, a murderous werewolf by night. Ezra Steel is an ascetic, Catholic Priest/monster hunter who intrepidly comes to her aid; specifically, the mystical priest performs a dangerous exorcism on the young girl; next, ushers her to the protection of Adam Prodigy, a noble-minded Jew afflicted with a raging case of Ulcerative Colitis. Once united, Candy and Adam find the healing factor of the Biblical Herb known as marijuana, attempting to better their supermundane lives.