What happens when a quiet geek tosses a half-dozen lab mice into a crowd of girls at a hockey game? Will the trauma of being squeezed between two 250-pound women in the back seat of a car ruin one shy teenager's life? And how does he use the idea to prosper later in life? Will God seek revenge on an eighth-grader who lies about wanting to become a priest in order to avoid responsibility for his behavior? Do you know what "hop a car" means? Have you ever seen a "church key"? To find these answers and more, join LAURENCE DUNN as he takes you back in time on a humorous adventure to his childhood. A rollicking good time will bring back fond memories for those who lived in the Fifties. For those born later, the stories will teach you something interesting about the past. It's ugly, but funny.