Typos & Awl is a collection of humorous and satirical essays originally posted at The Irony Of It All blog on the SEMISSOURIAN.COM website. Topics range from discussing the imminent invasion of the U.S. Heartland by Canada for our coveted pig supply to the author's attempt to capture the aliens that have apparently landed in his backyard to a "Dear Doofus" rant against people at the drive-thru ATM who he believes to be refinancing their mortgage.