Ah, Bletante, where illegal aliens pay for their own deportation, where a woman's right to all necessary medical treatment does not negate her taking responsibility for her own actions, where idiocy is still called idiocy, liars are called liars and no one apologizes for telling the truth. Bletante, where celebrities, sports stars and politicians gladly work under a self-imposed salary cap, where every representative can tell you what any tax paying citizen wants his tax dollars spent on, where no criminal, no matter how stupid or desperate, is stupid or desperate enough to draw a gun in public, and all the roads are smooth as glass."