Trevor is part of an elite squad of Super Ninja Alien Robot Monsters--aliens from Alpha Centauri--the strongest, meanest and, possibly, dumbest life-forms in the Galaxy. Trevor's mission: Destroy Earth. The problem is ... he doesn't really want to. He can't tell anyone this, of course, or he'll be banished to the outer reaches of the Universe. So, together with a misfit squad of aliens, Trevor undertakes the long journey to Earth, all the while trying to figure out how he can possibly make the unfailable mission fail. ... this is his hilarious illustrated diary of the events that took place.