13 short and very short plays by John Weagly. -Rock 'n' Roll music that opens a rift in time and space. -A weird roadhouse down on the bayou. -An evil cosmic deity running for Alderman of the 14th Ward. -Shakespeare, sea monsters, spacemen, fishmongers and a bit of voodoo. These are just a few of the subjects covered in this collection of plays about things that don't happen, but probably should. Contents include: Alligator Whiskey at the Neon Cypress, The Ocean Doesn't Want Me Today, Down There, Caliban Eats a Banana Cream Pie, The Fishmonger and the Fancy Lady, Loa Guys and Voodoo Dolls, Jug Band Blues at the Neon Cypress, An Uffish Acquisition, Conor and Stephanie Move A Chifferobe, The Spaceman and the Troglodyte, Strange Aeons and Free Hot Dogs, Toadstools and the Mechanical Man and Spirits of the Swamp at the Neon Cypress.