This book reflects the personal views of a number of different types of extraterrestrials regarding the state of the local solar system and the state of the Earth:
- Sharmarie, a Martian
- Trome, a Saturnian
- Churmay, a Venusian
- Thaler, a Neptunian
- Ruke, a Jupiterian
- Jaffer Ben-Rob of Earth (Sarus)
- Nisor of Moor
- Tixer-Chock of Gracyea
- Doy, a Woman of Maldec
- Serbatin of Gee
- Tillabret of Emarin
- Rendowlan of Nodia
- Petrimmor of Cartress
- Ombota of Mars
Plus:
- The Great SETI Con Game
- The SETI Messages