A three-year collection of quick reads from what may be the shortest, quirkiest little newspaper column ever, spanning everything from the holidays, exclamation points, aging, worms, spandex, Paul McCartney, the NSA, dogs, spaghetti, weeds, hat hair, plastic wrap, wrinkle creams, Downton Abbey, mosquitoes, poltergeists, and mushrooms to 9/11, Newtown, and America's soldiers. A little gem and a great gift.