Did you know that THINGS are secretly alive? Yes! But they play dead! They conceal their thoughts and feelings. They move around when we're not looking! Behind our backs, they speak to each other in their own language. How do things feel about us? Who knows? Their attitude is usually pleasant and agreeable, but they can be sly, even mean. If we don't treat them right, they sometimes... Read on! Read this funny, scary, awesome book and see!