TO END ALL SUFFERING To our dynasty of disaster. To our empire of emptiness. To our legacy of lament. Our tradition of treachery. Our religion of resurrection. Our institution of insanity. Our creed of cataclysm. Our dominion of doom. To our sanctuary for malevolent demons. This dramatization gives a glimpse into the escapades of the Zoa prior to her abduction and ordainment. This is the new origin of history. This is the abandonment of a burdensome and despicable excuse for a civilization. This is the way of tomorrow, today. We honor our exalted sister in the words of this book. We give thanks for peace and prosperity; thanks for planetary harmony. We learn more about ourselves through these pages. By remembering the saga of the Zoa, and of the Deerborns. By acknowledging the tyranny and despotism of the pre-Zoan era. Here we give thanks for the astounding differences this one girl made. Simply by being herself. This selection is the quintessential telling of the Zoa's rise to eminence. Once known widely as the Deerborn orphan, the Zoa was unassuming and unsuspecting of her fate. Until the Zeta wars began. Only then did the gravity of her inheritance become known to her. Here is the account of her infamous 'Honeymoon From Hell.' Presented as it happened. Now in litrovision No other human is closer to the heart of every earthling than Zoa Young. No other figure has captivated minds like her. She is the global enchantress. Emissary of the aliens. Icon for the epoch. In these pages we cherish her. For all she has done. For all she will do. To give life and health to our sons and daughters. To create perpetual peace. To foster contentment and fertility. This is the legend of the Zoa. Our lord and savior.