So here's the thing about witches' tales
They're like blackboards and fingernails
Scratching and screeching til your eardrums ring
But here's the extra-special thing
They're magical and mysterious and really clever
And though happy endings are hardly ever
You'll have yourself a rolicking good time
With stories that just happen to rhyme
So hold your nose and dive right in
And let the witch's tale begin
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Grim...