Laughs and scares abound in nine 10-minute shorts by Christina Crowe, author of A Girl Dog's Breakfast, scary stories and rude poems. o - "Theresa Meets God and Neither of Them Is Impressed" o - "Mom Was Right about Your Gym Clothes" o - "The Shrink" Two 15-year-old girls will do anything to get into the "Forbidden" concert in style. o - "Those Cohen Kids Again" 10-year-old Ben Cohen's experiment with his sea monkeys works way too well. o - "The Broken X Farm" A hobby farm's bullying husband learns too late that even the pigs disapprove of the way he treats his wife. o - "Cameron Screws Up" A stalker meets his perfect match. o - "Lenny's Pawn Shop" A couple of muggers fence their ill-gotten gains at the wrong place. o - "Phil Lamerde Discovers Karma" Much to his surprise-and ultimate regret-a compulsive liar's bullshit comes true. o - "That's Just Peachie " To a husband's dismay and his wife's delight, her horse comes back from the dead.