Join Tim Bloom, PR superstar, as he embarks on the campaign of a lifetime. Tim boarded a plane home hoping to ease his conscience and repair his broken heart. Little did he know he would be thrown into a journey around the world and beyond with the fate of humanity in his hands. When God is challenged for leadership of the world by a would be dictator, he turns to Tim Bloom to manage his election campaign, restore his image, and help push his agenda. God's opponent is deity turned businessman Louis White, an ambitious challenger who would enslave humanity for his own purposes who runs a campaign of fear, bigotry, and lies. Are Tim and God up to the challenge? When a secret enemy lurks in the darkness ready to destroy them all, allegiances will be tested, hearts will be broken, and cups of coffee will be drunk. The Universal Guide to Human Racing is the seminal comedy/fantasy/political/religious/satire/sci-fi novel you didn't know you wanted to read.