What do you get if you add twelve ex-girlfriends, four overly involved friends, glow-in-the-dark body paint, a lesbian nemesis, a stripper pole, a casino surveillance tape, a three legged cat, the restroom at the Astrodome, the restroom at the local lesbian bar, the restroom at the Sheriff's department, Jesus's gay boyfriend, Bigfoot and a near-death experience with an appropriately attached life changing lesson? The U-haul Diary -aka the comedic story of my unsuccessful dating life. I hope you learn a little, and laugh A LOT