It ended in fairyland. This was after Warren survived the fire in Los Angeles, made out with Hamadryad Botticelli in the British Columbia mountains and rescued Mira Manchu, the Perfect Princess, from a tentacle monster in the Pacific Ocean. In turn she dueled to save him, on the Camel's Tail in the dusty spikes of India. Warren would get a promotion for his ability to evaluate the quality of trash left by the annual swarms at Jade Tooth Peak in Wuhu, China, and fight his best friend, John Brown, on a waterfall full of dragons. None of these were what he wanted. He wanted the truth. Did Warren kill his mother Perpetua? Or was it world famous film director Victor Fishfire. Victor Fishfire, who never won Best Picture, because Perpetua died? Victor hoped the Perfect Princess would give him one last chance. The Princess thought she might follow them all to the fairy islands and burn everyone to the ground. Only Warren's extraordinary skills with tea, the original, unevolved, molecularly perfect tea, could reveal the truth and set things right. This was the only way Warren could find love.