Sheikh Rahman al-Kabibble, the noted Salafist scholar and theologian, has just issued a fatwa legalizing the marriage of Muslim men to girls as young as nine years of age. Private detective Bernard Piffy is in Gaza searching for Yasser Arafat's fabled Fuhrerbunker. They are on a collision course. What happens will involve Hamas, the British Secret Service, St. Anthony--the Patron Saint of Lost Items, three precious preteen girls enrolled in the Osama bin Laden Madrassas for Suicide Bombers as well as the Sheikh and the detective as the private eye penetrates the Madrassas to save the girls in one of the most amazing masquerades in the history of the world.