When Zack Zapp and Milton Burdass-Nuttall are selected to head up the newly established European Intelligence Agency (EIA), little do they suspect their appointment is not an acknowledgement for their achievements in the field of espionage, but an attempt by those in authority to sabotage this new European spy agency. Luckily the dynamic duo soon find a case to sink their teeth into: when some evil mastermind manages to chemically castrate the two Pekinese dogs of the European President's wife, the two new leaders of European intelligence, along with the rest of the team, are hot on the trail. And before long they discover a plot so dastardly, the future of the human race, and that of the male genital organ, hangs in the balance. The Schuman Shenanigans sees Belgium's favorite dumb chums return in the roles of Number One and Number One of Europe's very own CIA. This time they face an enemy more ballsy than ever before: The Monorchid Church of the New Dawn. A small but dedicated group of men who will stop at nothing to further their cause: establish once and for all the superiority of the one-testicled male. Faced with a future where 'One Ball Will Rule Them All', Zack & Milton find themselves tested to the limit. For when the dust settles, there can be only one pair of nuts left standing. Or hanging.