Product Description Doreen's humour has been described as subtle, sometimes a little cheeky. Many of her tales should be taken with a 'Pinch of Salt.' 'The Same Ol' Me' is another collection of 16 of her amusing poems telling tales of everyday life. A Brief Description of the Tales and Poems. Look inside book for list of poems. A request for 'Cheese Strings' can easily be misunderstood for a request for 'G' Strings when your hearing isn't too good just as an evening with Monty, could have been a talk on gardening. When Auntie Mabel bought a 'Genie' bra, Uncle Walter thought if he rubbed it he'd be granted a wish. The tales of 'Grandma's Budgies' tell of Karaoke and tricks, not for the faint hearted. 'Gran would like a Peach' Perhaps Gran should have asked him to squeeze the peach. 'Flo and Daisy' A friend asked me to write poems about her favourite counties. 'A Heavenly Kitten' Susie's prayers were answered. 'Mean Dean' and 'A Worm's Appeal' are also included in her collection titled 'No Socks to Wash.'