The Royal Worms is a book mixing fantasy and adventure with gentle humour and a sprinkling of sex. King Waldo - The Magnificent is the hero. He suffers greatly from The Royal Worms. The book traces his efforts to rid himself of the parasites and his plans to have the queen murdered. Waldo is in love with her beautiful but devious sister Bliss. Connubia, (the queen), in turn wants Waldo done away with. Waldo also mounts a daring mission in order to source gold with which to plate his deceased daughter's skeleton. Along the way the intrepid travellers encounter many dangers, from animals and humans and they meet The Safasti tribe, who share everything - including their women. There are many twists and counter twists in this adult tale for big kids.