VOICE (a distant rumble) I'M LISTENING. YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE. DORE. We need help. I'm trying to get back to Kansas - VOICE. AH... EXOTIC PORTS OF CALL. THOSE ARE ALWAYS GOOD. "RETURN TO KANSAS " NO, "KANSAS" -- No, wait "KANSAS " WITH AN EXCLAMATION MARK. IT MIGHT PLAY. IF IT DOES, I COULD ARRANGE A TOURING PARTY TO PLAY THE STICKS OF YOUR CHOICE. I GATHER KANSAS IS THE STICKS. DORE "(shrugs in reply)" Folks seem to think so.