Originally published in 1913. Contents Include: The Pension of the Patchwork Quilt - The Mouse-Trap, Henrietta Street - The Wonderful City - Bellwattle and the Laws of God - Realism - The Sabbath - Bellwattle and the Laws of Nature - May Eve - The Flower Beautiful - The Feminine Appreciation of Mathematics - The Maternal Instinct - From my Portfolio - An Old String Bonnet - The New Malady - Bellwattle and the Dignity of Men - The Night the Pope Died - Art - The Value of Idleness - The Spirit of Competition - Bellwattle on the Higher Mathematics - The Mystery of the Vote - Ship's Logs