It's that annoying song stuck in your head. It's that same movie everyone keeps renting. It's that infectious catchphrase even your parents are saying. It's popular culture, and it's coming to kill us. Tommy worries about the same things as other college freshmen: his grades, his nagging mother, the threatening voices in his head, and the girl of his dreams. Ever since he first met Sandra, he...oh wait, the threatening voices in his head. There's no need to panic. The voices are from a real human after all, and Tommy's not crazy. It's just that Casto, a Pennsylvanian urban legend, is going to use every facet of the media to brainwash teenagers into worshipping him instead of pop stars. But at least Tommy's not crazy. In the sequel to Agony of the Feet, Tommy enlists the help of the legendary Some Dude, and everyone's favorite plastic action hero, Pop Culture. The good, the evil, and the annoying butt heads in The Mass Media Massacre.