Matthew and Marcie Hatch live in a Mews in central London with their Poodle, Poodley. Life has been good to them, Marcie is possibly going to be the next UK Prime Minister and Matt's career as an engineer in the arms industry has been, shall we say interesting. Everything changes when an incident at Matt's work, makes him face the truth about everything he has been doing since he left school. After totally losing his calm during a live TV interview, things take a dramatic turn for the worst. Marcie is kidnapped and Matt unwittingly and unwillingly becomes the figurehead of a British revolution, the kind of revolt not seen since Oliver Cromwell came ashore in Torquay. With the help of Jasmine his strange but sexy neighbour, he must save Marcie and stop the revolt from becoming a bloodbath.