"Hey, you! Good thing you're here! See, I need a reader who's got some guts. And who's brave and clever and cunning--plus also, ideally, super delicious. Uh, no, not delicious. Forget I said that. Brave and smart, I meant to say. Exactly. Are you brave and smart? And do you want to help me? I promise you this: if you read me, it'll be the last thing you ... uh, no, the best time you've ever had in your whole life!
So how about it? Do you dare read me? If so, here's a hint ... be sure to pack a Time Travel Emergency Kit. You might just need it!"--Provided by publisher.