If the toaster could talk, what would it say? When Thaddeus Henry discovers that he can communicate with inanimate objects, he decides to use his new powers to track down a missing actress harboring a terrible secret. He quickly finds himself in a twisted web of lies, mistaken identity, and murder. With a price on his head, and a cadre of assassins on his tail, can Thad live long enough to save the day and become The Junk Whisperer?