Tim Sanders' life is not going to plan - unless the plan was to end up all alone in St. Albans selling outsize women's clothing to the cross-dressing community. But the discovery of a hidden letter changes all that. A letter inviting him back to where it all went wrong, to France, and that 'business on the continent'. Set in the beautiful French city of Avignon, "The Fruit & Veg Man" is a bitter-sweet comedy of love, painting and the occaisional human sacrifice. And an object lesson in why you should never, ever go back.