UEL Inspector Daniel Hammett thought he could handle anything thrown his way. That was before meeting the unforgettable Serene Necrosia, a woman whose ambitious invention nearly decimated the town of Eville (as well as the entire world for that matter). Hammett, along with his partner Raphael Vega, are now tasked with escorting Necrosia and her two employees, Alex and Moody, halfway across the world to UEL Headquarters. But nothing is ever easy with Serene involved. The Cosa Nosferatu (vampire mafia) is still desperately trying to snatch the wily inventor before it's too late. An old nemesis prowls the shadows. Even Hammett's own organization is riddled with spies working for the enemy. Worst of all, Hammett must endure the company of the insane Necrosia the entire way. This is going to be hell. Strap in for a wild ride full of danger, intrigue, romance (?), adventure, explosive action, sexy goblins, improbable science and more weirdness guaranteed to keep you laughing and on the edge of your seat from start to finish. This is The Eville Protection Plan.