Mix the Following: A Voodoo Priestess A Pirate of Sorts A Golden-hearted Whore - or three A Drug Dealer and his friends A Bad-Ass Irish Thug A Few Lawyers -- Some Good, Some Bad A Short Fat Judge to make life difficult Airboats, drunks, and drum circles at sunset Sex? Just enough Violence? Only when necessary And a Parrot who has timely, witty offerings at odd moments. Of Course, it's all in Florida, where crazy is normal. A Story has to follow. Turn the page.