A wildly eclectic set of parodies of the great scientists and their life, from Newton the anti-highwayman, Einstein's drug enthused rampage across the Italian Alps, Shakespeare the world's most dyslexic spy, Darwin the Vivisectionist, James Clerk Maxwell reprograms the entire universe, Johannes Kepler and Tycho Brahe encounter a drunken moose and Galileo fools the inquisition. Strangely none of which is recorded in actual biographies but fortunately are here now exposed for the first time in these timeless vignettes.