THE EGGLESS CLUB -- The Greatest Adventure of All Time. Ever They just don't come any greater. Except for that one thing... If you've ever woken up surrounded by strange beasts, gotten beat over a marble, lit your leg on fire, endured a "steamy" beach scene, suffered wounds of unknown reptilian origin, mastered the Slimy Worm technique of ground navigation, and been latched onto by the ghost of Old Lady Johnson - all in one day - then there's probably little need for you to read this book. To anyone else - follow me. I'll show you what I mean. Things get pretty interesting after that, but... it's probably best to start at the beginning.... THE EGGLESS CLUB is a tale of perilous quest -- complete with stories fetched along the way. The heartwarming, belly laughing, recounting of the real life adventures of a real kid in a simpler time. A kid about your age... back then.