This handbook for the cheerful nihilist contains tales to chill, thrill, and amuse: A secret sex club that brings couples closer together in more ways than one. "It's really hard to pick a favourite from Nathan's new collection. They are all super high calibre and glazed with his sultry prose, turn of phrase, and evil sense of humour. Dialogue is key to making a story believable, and Nathan nails it." -Mark Towse, author of Nana and Crows "The Comfy-Cozy Nihilist is a great collection of short stories that entertains, makes you laugh, and then sucker punches you when you aren't looking." -Mark Green, Reel Horror Show The disgruntled host of a dystopian game show determined to go out with a bang. Siblings home for the holidays and convinced their family has turned into vampires. A lonely man who clones himself multiple times to avoid the drudgery of masturbation. An interdimensional doppelganger with a very specific mission of murder and chaos. Plus: A possessed confessional booth. A skeptic with a fetish for haunted houses. A low level mob enforcer with an unholy plan for vengeance. All this and more lurk within these pages, reminding you that we're all screwed no matter what so you might as well enjoy yourself. It's later than you think...