Just when you thought nothing new was to be learned about the life of the greatest poet in the English language, there is still something to learn about "W. Shakspeare, Gent." - the gentleman entrepreneur so identified and buried inside Holy Trinity Church, Stratford. This forensic inquiry - entirely based on documentary evidence - into his most strange burial with its dreadful gravestone curse reveals some facts about the man that is altogether missed by most of his literary biographers and also provides clues that shed light on the authorship controversy.