This is a story about friendship and chaos, and how a series of rather unfortunate events delivered a dubious gift of unexpected adventure. In January of 2014 the author, Michael Jaquish and his two brothers, Shane and John, shouldered the daunting task of relocating Michael from a pristine rain forest in the quiet fishing village of Gig Harbor, Washington across the state to Spokane. This is a story of how chaos can produce positive growth and strengthen family bonds in darkly amusing ways.