The play "The Assassin Bar" is constant knee slapping dark humor performance about a young assassin that is so klutzy he can't kill anyone. Luck is on his side as he barely makes out of tough situations in the most hilarious of fashions. The story takes place in a bar on an alien world. The main character, Lynch, discovers his true potential from a top notch pro that helps him learn the ropes. After landing one job after another will his friends stay true to their companionship or will greed take hold?