"We always leave the hearth lit, and refreshments laid out on the table." "Have you ever stayed to watch?" "Absolutely not. Against the rules! You do NOT want an angry bwbach!" The Alabaster Hedgehog When 18 year old Thadeus is kicked out of his house after coming out, he takes refuge with a strange, elderly relative. He discovers a world of faeries, dangerous creatures, and sexy possibilities. Thaddeus may even find someone to date, if he doesn't absolutely need the date to be human... and if he doesn't end up dead first. (This is not YA, there are sexual situations, nudity, and some sexual interaction between characters). "Awkwardly funny, occasionally twisted, and extremely imaginative...." "A sex comedy with a dash of murder mystery... and the world of faerie." "An amusing read."