Clancy Wasserman is God's lonely man: pushing fifty, twice divorced and covering men's golf for a Canadian sports magazine. Out of boredom, he checks out the LPGA and meets teen phenom Vicki Vachon, whose stunning looks and precocious talent promise to make her the Next Big Thing in women's sports. But not everyone is a Vicki fan, and one person in particular wants to take her out of competition--permanently.