Tattoos While You Wait A Little Rubber Ducky Book(r) brought to you by all those wonderful people at Dragon Droppings Publications. The book consists of a collection of unbelievably humorous articles, poems, observations, cartoons, ramblings and rumblings. As such, it represents a set of life altering comments, compilations and catcalls on the human condition that are not intended to shed any light whatsoever on anything at all. It is, instead, hopefully intended to put a smile on your face, a song in your heart and maybe clear up your eczema. Dragon Droppings Publications wishes to assure our readers that no animals were harmed during the preparation of this book.