I have decided to let my wicked sense of humour loose for a while, so here goes. This is a collection of stories taken from life. Some are true, while others are just plain made up. Ranging from real life experiences and situations to downright imagination. The football story alas is all so very true, being the trauma of my life.The woman who wore the Doc Martens really does exist. I call her Lush, she calls me, hard to get. Will she ever throw me a lifeline, I hope not?Granny really did struggle to spit out the Post Office stories, but a few drinks soon loosened her tongue, she couldn't bring herself to mention the word vibrator so ended up writing it down on a piece of paper and passed it under the table. Then followed it up by asking why it needed batteries?The keyboard warrior is also a real person, the author of this book.I hope you enjoy them!