Q. What do a talking mouse, an extraterrestrial dressed as Santa Claus and a burping cow all have in common? A. They're all in this book Talking Trousers is a story about a mouse who is given the speech gene in an experimental research laboratory. In Santa Comes Down The Wormhole, a space outlaw finds the Voyager space probe and decides to visit planet Earth disguised as Santa Claus. Also included: Bonaparte Breaks A Wing The Burping Cow Ivy and Holly