The story takes off as most stories do. I met a girl. She was gorgeous, smart and funny. I didn't think I deserved her. I did what any rational guy would do when put in that situation. I turned to a life of crime. How bad can selling drugs be? It was only pot, which is hardly considered a drug anymore. To some people, its the curer of all things evil, like cancer and taxes. I just wanted some extra cash. If you have ever caught yourself thinking the same way, you should definitely hear my story. Things obviously go sideways. I was an idiot.