Street Jokes

The funniest and most original jokes you can find:

A doctor checks a patient for a long time. Then he calls the wife aside and says, "I am sorry, but I don't like the looks of your husband."
"Me neither," sighs the wife, "but he is a very nice person and a good father."

On a trip to the White House, a young boy asks their guide, "Excuse me How many people work in congress?"
"I think 5-10%."

What do sperm and politicians have in common?
Millions come but only one does the job.