It is a common scientific belief that mankind is the product of an evolutionary line that began millions of years ago with the primordial slime. It is also a common belief that the universe was created by an all-seeing, all-powerful intelligence as a sort of cosmic nite-lite so that we wouldn't feel alone in the dark. However, the REAL truth is that the mysterious origins of mankind are in fact far stranger, and INTELLIGENCE has got nothing to do with it...