Ahh...Spring. The time of year when a young man's thoughts turn to - Well yes, that, obviously... but there's a new Head at the Academy. This man wants cuts - in the budget, and to the Students' hair. Right now. Spring Term - The Sap Rises Now there is a riot of Teenage hormones, and another riot at the village gig. A Royal visit is looming. No problem at all - apart from the Academy Secretary organising a prison escape, a car getting buried, a student escaping by air, an infestation of homicidal beach-balls, the unmasking of an evil criminal, and a weeping statue that attempts to get into orbit. St Onans Academy Take another ride on the riotous rollercoaster with Nicky and his friends, as they discover something crude in the cellars. The Reverend is sent on a voyage of self-discovery, and we sing Karaoke with the Duke... A pupil performs miracles, and Auntie plays the Blues. Do the Honours will you, Mrs Finucane... Another riotous and hilarious chapter in the St Onans Chronicles series from author Nicholas Barrett.