spiz-neak is actually the word "speak." It is a language, based on splitting and changing English words a little bit, that your parents, teachers, and unwanted listeners won't understand when you are speaking it with those in your inner circle. It does not take long to master spiz-neak, and if you practice it a little each day you will be able to speak it fast. Spiz-neak will not only keep your conversations secret, but it is a lot of fun