I know what it's like to be hit by a minivan right after you are fired from the only job you knew - and somehow, it wasn't the worst day of my life.Let me tell you the story of how I found love and then maybe screwed up everything else to attain it. Here's me, sharing the unabridged version of the rawest, most embarrassing and possibly heartbreaking parts of my life to make sure you don't make the same mistakes that I did.Welcome to my life - a soap opera where the director has a surprisingly twisted sense of humor and possibly a penchant for tragedies. Who am I?I'm someone who ventured to find true love in the course of six days with someone worth falling for.