In 605 BC, in the Anshan Desert of Persia, two extraordinary events take place that shake Ahriman (Satan) to his very core. An invisible woman delivers a baby with phenomenal abilities. And the second is a celestial event that warns Satan of an unparalleled soul, Solutionist. Urgently Satan summons the Demonic Council, an assembly the Ratollahs (half-caveman-half-rat) and the Foxploiters (half-caveman-half-fox). He shares the events of the Anshan Desert with the Demonic Council and also reveals his counter-plan, which involves a toxic elixir that can outgun and outflank their immortal nemesis Solutionist by keeping humans in a permanent state of ignorance and obedience.