Imagine a scifi world where disco dancing is a form of prayer, spacesuits are required burqa-type clothing for both sexes, the Star Wars movies are a sought-after Holy Grail, and war and rape are required forms of prayer to God or Dog. This is the Adolfist religion. In its humble beginnings, though, naive young messiah Adolf H. Canon doesn't want any of these things. He is a peace-loving son of God or Dog who hopes to spread the word of peace throughout the galaxy. But when no one listens to his words of peace, Adolf starts approving of war as a means to an end. He just doesn't know how far his followers will go to achieve that end. This scathing religious satire spares no faith from its scorn, and casts God himself as the ultimate unreliable narrator.