For Stephen, dating is more than a challenge, it's a nightmare. All he wants is a man he can talk to, someone he can laugh with and be himself around. What he's got instead is an incessant running commentary on everyone and everything.
The meddling guides posted on his shoulders each have their own ideas of what Stephen should be looking for. From the right, his angel urges him to find a man like himself: confident, successful, and upwardly mobile. The little devil on his left shoulder is only interested in a guy's face and what he's got below the waist. The two can never agree on anything-until Stephen meets Connor-and then things get really interesting...