"Funny, outrageous and intoxicating" - The New York Resident "As difficult to look away from as a house on fire or a twenty-car pile-up on the freeway." - The Midwest Book Review "A full-frontal assault on our senses that is at all times absorbing, thought-provoking and checkered with raucous dialog." - Razor Magazine "Highly entertaining, full of wit and dark humor." - Littoral West "A call to arms for our apathetic generation." - Friction Magazine "The antithesis of current teenage pop culture." - Clamor Magazine "An affirmation of the power of narrative to reshape the world around us." - Word Riot "What is most striking about Everett's prose is its quality. He is quite simply an excellent writer." - 3AM Magazine "I loved every ounce of of ink and paper that passed through my fingertips and through my line of site." - FaceDownFall "Everett is not afraid to make fun of himself along with everyone else, and boasts a sarcastic streak a mile across." - Maximum RockNRoll